In the end, it simply wasn’t to be. To the much regret and sorrow of casual observers and well-intentioned acquaintances, the passing of the English summer has been greeted with the muted, anti-climactic sigh. It is remiscent of the deep-rooted anguish that accompanied the failure of Las Ketchup to compose a follow-up in a similar ilk to that of 2002′s seminal ‘Ketchup Song‘. But, while we can almost comprehend the Spanish popster’s lack of an Ivor Novello award, perhaps Glamorgan’s eventual misfortune in pursuit of promotion to LV= County Championship Division One is not equitable in terms?
The end of the 2009 season has come around as quick as the beginning. Amid the broken pseudo-promises of barbecue summers and unbridled drama of this year’s Ashes series, the Welsh dragon was awoken from its extended slumber. Leading from the front, it was arguably beyond the wildest optimist to believe that Jamie Dalrymple could have coerced his troops into a position whereby they would be fighting for promotion at the final skirmish of the battle. The odds were stacked against the Dragons after the near-misses against Essex and Gloucestershire, but it was still possible.
As it came to pass, Northamptonshire’s demolition of Leicestershire ended Glamorgan’s hopes before Essex pulled off a stunning victory at rivals Derbyshire to secure the last promotion berth alongside Kent. But that did not stop the Dragons having one final swansong of the summer against Surrey at The Oval. Having conceded 430 in what appeared a batting friendly track (how the Aussies would have relished it), the Dragons hit back hard. Think of a Batman film loaded with animated onomatopoeias.
THWACK – Gareth Rees – c Batty b Logan – 154
KABLAMMO – Mark Cosgrove – run out – 175
CRIKEY! – Jim Allenby – b Herath – 137
BISH BASH BOSH – Mark Wallace – lbw b Herath – 139
WAAAAAAAAAAAA – 702/8d at 4.83 runs per over
An opening partnership of 315; a club-record partnership for any wicket against Surrey was backed up by a sixth wicket partnership of 240; a new Glamorgan record partnership for a sixth wicket beating the 230 put on by Willie Jones and Len Muncer at Worcester in 1953. Alas, Dalrymple’s declaration came just 16 shy of the county’s all-time record of 718-3 v Sussex at Colwyn Bay in 2000. That innings came in at 4.4 runs per over – fast enough?
The game may well have petered out into a draw, but it was purely academic at that stage. And there was still yet attention required for a final Pro40 match against Derbyshire. Limited overs cricket has been poorly executed by the Dragons at the best of times over the course of the 2009 season, but Tom Maynard again underlined his credentials with a match-winning performance to secure a five wicket win. Strangely, the club’s two wins was enough to finish with three teams below them in the last ever Pro40 table.
In terms of the LV= County Championship, there are a number of factors that Glamorgan Dragons could point to as to why promotion eventually proved so elusive. Rain interruptions over the months were countless if not ruddy annoying, while equal blame can be attached to bad luck, running out of time, and Danish Kaneria’s gamesmanship at Cardiff. His absence next season could see Essex coming straight back down, but that’s for the cricketing gods to decide. Meanwhile, the presence of Sussex could present a stiff task but there is no reason why the Dragons cannot consolidate and push on in 2010 to bigger and better things. The players are gelling nicely and Matthew Maynard has got the squad to a place where a nice little nucleus has been established. It’s now a matter of finalising the ins and the outs.
Mark Cosgrove will definitely return as an overseas player; the future of Garnett Kruger unresolved. But it could be the unfortunate case that Simon Jones does not return, with Hampshire lurking in the shadows like a 1920s vagabond. Where’s Sean Connery and Kevin Costner when you need them…
23-26 September @ The Brit Oval, London
Liverpool Victoria County Championship Division Two
Surrey 430 and 309-7
Glamorgan 702-8
Match drawn
14 September @ County Ground, Derby
Pro40 Division Two
Derbyshire 214-9 (40)
Glamorgan 215-5 (38.5)
Glamorgan win by 5 wickets